Poetry of Louie Crew


by Louie Crew

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Negative, Jesus, Five Times Now

Negative, Jesus, five times now, but still

not sure. I’ll test again in six more months

since John has likely been exposed. He’ll spill

his fears to none, nor even hint he hunts

beyond our bed. I’m sure he’d never use

a condom–least of all with me, his wife.

he’s too afraid the two of us will lose

our golden reputation.

     Secret life?

Why can’t he see I guessed it anyway?

I want only him, not what people think;

I’ve always known that part of him is gay.

So what? Should that alone make him shrink

from me, not share his need?

     Our need’s not sin!

From isolation save us, God. AMEN.

Psalm 1B

Miserable is the person who never talks with the ungodly

    who goes out of the way to avoid sinners

    who never can see life critically.

The self-righteous live by the rules of the elite,

  &nbsp and by these rules are they compulsive day and night.

They are like trees planted in a swamp, moored in every flood of fashion.

They seem to endure, and whatsoever they perform is always noticed.

The humble are not so; but are free,

    like leaves which the wind drives everywhere.

Therefore, the humble shall not sit to be judged.

    nor shall the gentle join the congregation of the proud.

for God knows the ways of them all,

    and only the self-righteous shall perish.

The Trickster Through History

Friends, Romans, countrymen,

    welcome to the Coliseum.

It is a lovely afternoon here in Rome.

    My name is Tiberius Cicero

and I am delighted

    to be able to bring to you live

the fight between the fierce Christians

    from Antioch

and Caesar’s choicest lions.

The Emperor and his mistress

    have just entered the regal box,

and the lions are ready behind the gates.

      We pause from this brief message from…BLIP

Uhn, is it dat dis is ready, nicht vahr?

    Scuze, please, hallo, hallo, ah, yah.

Goot evening, ladies and lords,

    Herr Luther has been contained,

we are glad to report,

    and these protestants in Hamburg

just died a most fitting death,

    bleeding slowly for their upstart sins.

The Cardinal is dining tonight

    with his friend from…BLIP

I don give a shee-it

    if it’s Jefferson Davis hisself;

I tole you we can’t start

    no broadcast until this here slave

has been whupped.

    Tell those women just to natter on

and eat up some of my hickorynut sandwiches.

    That’s why we have so many slaves anyways,

so’s they can be like Marie Antoinette

    and have lots of silly things to do

that takes lots of time.

    Now, you, boy, bend your butt

while I tell you again that you are not supposed

    to be raising your head

in the presence of a white woman

    ever agin, you hear me?…BLIP

Now if you can take just one more

    lash out of this,

here’s the BIGGIE!–

    Revolution is not really a spectator sport.

Louie Crew is an emeritus professor at Rutgers. Editors have published 2,201 of his manuscripts, including four poetry volumes. Crew has edited special issues of College English and Margins. You can follow his work here.

See also Wikipedia. The University of Michigan collects Crew’s papers. Contact Crew at lcrew@andromeda.rutgers.edu

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