Essay Contest: How to choose a bishop?

The Anglican Minimalist offers an Essay Contest for how Anglican/Episcopal dioceses might best select bishops to lead them. This is both hilarious and spot on:

From the Anglican Minimalist

Essay Contest: Anglican Covenant Values

Essay Question: Compare and contrast the two scenarios for how well they represent the Anglican Covenant values of interdependence and subsidiarity and the larger community issues of transparency, directness and candor.

Scenario I:

In this scenario for a Bishop to be consecrated he or she will have engaged in the following:

1) Read a profile of the Diocese prepared by clergy and laity of the Diocese after an extensive process of listening and collecting views from people throughout the Diocese. He or she will in turn have both profile on file with the National Office and a personal resume.

2) Been nominated by any member of the church, or through personal discernment submitted her or his name for consideration. . .

. . .

Scenario 2

1) A committee of 14 meets in secret to consider possible candidates whosew names have been forwarded by an equally mysterious process.

2) The committee settles on one to three of the men whose names have come to this secret process. This secret process may also include pressure protestations from partisan groups in the church whom members of the committee seek to appease, even though its proceedings are secret . . .

Read the rest HERE, and offer your own essay of 500 words to answer the question.

First entry is this gas-on-the-fire tweet by the Bishop of Willesden in the Diocese of London, AKA Pete Broadbent

@RuthieGledhill Election of bishops as it takes place in the USA is an appalling process - and I think you know the low quality of ECUSA.
about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to RuthieGledhill
@RuthieGledhill I invite you compare the quality and theological acumen of those elected by ECUSA with what we get through the CofE process
about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to RuthieGledhill
Broadbent was responding to this Ruth Gledhill tweet:
@thechurchmouse U r right it is ridiculous. CofE should elect them as they do in TEC.
about 23 hours ago via Power Twitter in reply to thechurchmouse
Broadbent wrote more in the comments at Church Mouse's blog:
A lot of this is based on ignorance of the way the Crown Nominations Commission works. Those meeting will have a number of names before them (when last I did it, we had six going into the final decision process)....

[After pushback from other commenters he responded,]

All I did was point out the pig ignorance displayed by people on how the CNC works. JJ's name would have been one among many. Most of us don't throw hissy fits because a particular person doesn't get a job for which they are being considered. If the leaker thought they were doing JJ or the CofE a favour, they clearly need their heads examining. But it's a confidential selection process, and should remain so. We don't need to be held to ransom by the tribal liberals or the tribal conservatives.

Comments (9)

Some reax's to Pompous Pete coming in:

RT @danbarnesdavies @pete173 Is it wise for a bish to be so uncomplimentary about his brothers?
about 1 hour ago via Power Twitter
Reply Retweet
RT @JonWJ @pete173 wise up Pete.Your pious pontificating about process does you no favours.
about 1 hour ago via Power Twitter

check out:
https://twitter.com/RuthieGledhill

Ruth responds,

"RuthieGledhill @pete173 U accuse ME and @jonwj of 'fatuous oversimplification?' Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh hahaha!"

If God had wanted us to tweet and twitter, God would have created us with feathers. I can never tell who is saying what. What's the matter with just using email and weblogs, as God intended?

A slightly more serious thought, though not thoughtful enough to comply with the Anglican Minimalist's contest guidelines. So I'll offer it here instead:

Scenario 1 results in some bishops who are brilliant, saintly, and effective, and other bishops who are bozos.

Scenario 2 results in some bishops who are brilliant, saintly, and effective, and other bishops who are bozos.

The difference is that in Scenario 1, if we get a bozo it's our own damn fault. In Scenario 2, somebody else can be blamed, but it's not clear exactly who "somebody else" is.

Scenario 2 is a less healthy situation.

Wonderful minimalist essay, Bill! And your thoughts on interdependence and subsidiarity?


Scenario 3

An election synod is held at which any candidate can be nominated. No vetting committee before the election. The election alone determines who is appointed. No national group or committee gets involved after the election.
(This is how Sydney elects its Archbishop).

John Sandeman

John, esteemed colleague:

We used to do it that way in the Episcopal Church, with much the same results Bill identified for Scenarios 1 and 2. For good and ill, changes have been driven by insurance responding to a few but spectacular clergy indiscretions. As a result, whenever clergy change positions (and, for that matter, almost any other profession in litigious America) there must be background checks. Nobody wants the embarrassment of an election after which a difficulty is then discovered. So, no nominations from the floor anymore, and most names presented by a committee, the system used for most congregations writ large. There is a petition process to respond to the committee's short list that somewhat takes the place of nomination from the floor; but even that has to be completed far enough before the electing convention to get the background checks done.

Marshall Scott

Some have asked what the winner of the Essay Contest gets. The winner may have a choice between the first volume of my new edition of the Works of Richard Hooker + the corresponding sections of Hooker's Blueprint; or a copy of Hooker's Blueprint, the distillation od the entirety of the Laws into its key ideas.

Shall we begin comparing ECUSA bishops to CoE bishops? Chane vs the spineless? Andrus vs the ignorant? Robinson vs the pompous? Give me almost any ECUSA bishop.

Bishop Pete is playing a silly little English children's game called 'Top Trumps' but doesn't realize he is losing - and destroying the Church of England at the same time.

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