Proper liturgy for opening day
The Baseball Fan observes with great devotion the days of the Baseball Season, and it became the custom to prepare for Opening Day by a season of reflection and prediction. This season provided a time for converts and seasoned Fans alike to share with each other their allegiances and analyses so that conversations, whether appointed or joyously unexpected, could begin with mutual understanding and awareness.
I invite you, therefore, in the name of Baseball Fans everywhere, to the observance of a truly great Season by self-examination and objectivity; by reflection, contemplation, and self-awareness; and by reading and studying Street and Smith's Baseball Annual, the sports pages, baseball blogs, and websites, and, perhaps, conversing (at arm's length) with baseball handicappers of renown. And, to make a right beginning to the Season, let us now kneel in silence to determine the results of our studies and our hopes for the Teams, and to set forth those results below:
2008 Baseball Season Predictions
Winners of Divisions and Wild Cards, League Champions, and World's Champion
AL East:
AL Central:
AL West:
AL Wild Card:
AL Champion:
NL East:
NL Central:
NL West:
NL Wild Card:
NL Champion:
World's Champion:
Please include your predictions in the comments below.
Written by the Ven. "Dusty" Howard Stringfellow, Archdeacon of the Diocese of Bethlehem.
HT: Andrewplus: Proper liturgy for opening day.
