Episcopal Church named "official denomination" of Major League Baseball
Here's some exciting news that's breaking this first day in April:
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As a part of opening week festivities, Commissioner of Baseball Bud Selig and Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori announced today that the Episcopal Church has been designated the Official Denomination of Major League Baseball. The move was announced today in a teleconference with reporters."Faith oriented promotions have increasingly become a part of many minor league team," Selig said. "We felt that it was time to tap into this important demographic."
"We also want to reinforce our family friendly image while at the same time reaching out to a wide cross section of life-styles, incomes and tastes," Selig said. "We are pleased that the Episcopal Church will join us in this first partnership between a major sport and a church."
Many denominations were considered for the endorsement. Some traditions did not make bids for theological reasons, but unnamed sources described the behind the scenes competition as intense.
"The Baptists and Catholics both made strong bids," said a baseball official familiar with the negotiations. "And it is true that both traditions brought strong numbers to the table." Few commentators expected the Episcopal Church's bid to be as strong as it was.
Selig said that Episcopalians bring the right mix of arcane tradition, an appreciation of minutiae and a tolerance for long stretches of relative inaction that make them "a good fit for us."
"We believe that Episcopalians understand the nuances of the game and won't meddle with our traditions too much."
As part of the agreement, Presiding Bishop Jefferts Schori said that a Suffragan Bishop for Baseball will be appointed. A name will be presented at a special House of Bishops meeting called for the purpose in May. The ministry of the Suffragan Bishop for Baseball will be to coordinate the ministries of the church in the baseball environment.
"The designation of Official Denomination will be a boon to our evangelism," said the Rev. Jan Nunley. "Reflective MLB logos will soon appear as a part of the well known Episcopal Church Welcomes You signs in front of every Episcopal Church and along many streets in towns and cities across the US."
Observers also noted that the designation will also help the public differentiate Episcopal Churches from other churches that have recently appropriated the Anglican "brand" for their own use.
"The Episcopal Church encompasses many nations that differ along language and cultural lines—from the Dominican Republic to Taiwan--but we all share a love for Baseball," Nunley said.
"Theologians and poets have long described how the rhythms and traditions of baseball speak to us on many levels," Jefferts Schori told reporters. "Baseball shows us the presence of God in everyday things, that sublime combination of individual and team effort which reminds us of the Body of Christ and in the end God wants us all to come home."
Saying only that the marketing possibilities have "yet to be worked out" neither Selig nor Jefferts Schori would comment on rumors that pre-packaged Holy Communion and box-score editions of the Book of Common Prayer would be offered at kiosks at major league parks.
While some religious and sports commentators expressed skepticism at the move, and some wondered if the Presiding Bishop had the canonical authority to establish such a relationship, others were more forgiving.
"Baseball and Jesus." Nunley said. "They go together like peanuts and Cracker Jack."
Great news for a great day.

The Chicago Tribune is reporting that the agreement calls for the Prayer Book intercessions to be amended as follows:
"For the absolution and remission of our sins and offenses, and for the lifting of your ancient curse upon the Chicago Cubs, let us pray to the Lord.
"Lord, have mercy."
This will clear the way for the Rev. Ernie Banks to become Suffragan Bishop for Baseball.
Posted by Josh Thomas
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April 1, 2008 6:30 AM
I had to keep pinching myself to stay in reality. This article reads exactly like a spoof from the Onion.
Posted by David Hoster
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April 1, 2008 9:04 AM
Wow, another coup for our PB! As my dad used to say, no flies on that gal.
Speaking of flies, I guess the Suffragan Bishop for Baseball will have to be a 'flying' bishop. I hope that won't lead to any, um, difficulties.
Posted by Jean Lall
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April 1, 2008 9:26 AM
Jiminy, Nick, we do have a "baseball" category for a reason....
Posted by Helen Thompson (Gallycat)
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April 1, 2008 10:17 AM
Who says bishops can't pitch?
Good one, guys! Oh that it would be so...
Posted by Heidi Shott
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April 1, 2008 10:19 AM
Oh you totally got me for like 5 minutes. I even e-mailed a link to a friend.
*shakes head*
Posted by Jared Cramer
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April 1, 2008 11:18 AM
Not to be outdone, NASCAR has announced that the Southern Baptists are THEIR official denomination See the link:
NASCAR.com ic!
Go, #20!
Alice L. MacArthur
Posted by A L MacArthur
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April 1, 2008 11:39 AM
Ahhh, So many happy fans! After all baseball and religion have a looong tradition. The Bible even commends it..."In the Big Inning"
Posted by Mary Allen
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April 1, 2008 3:08 PM
Major League Baseball today issued this clarification:
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080401&content_id=2479348&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
Posted by John B. Chilton
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April 2, 2008 8:21 AM
On the "one-degree of separation" front, I actually covered the Mets in the mid 1980s with Marty Noble, the author of the story John references in the comment above. I believe this was before Ryan Church, the subect of the story, was born, which makes me feel very old. That and the fact that they are tearing down Shea Stadium.
Posted by Jim Naughton
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April 2, 2008 10:32 AM
Just awesome...we need more stories like this ~ fools for Christ and all that!
Peter+
Posted by Peter Carey
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April 2, 2008 9:39 PM
It appears that the Yankees have, of course, struck an independent affiliation agreement with the Roman Catholics which will be formally signed when Pope Benedict comes to Yankee Stadium later this month.
Andrew
Posted by ATGerns
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April 3, 2008 8:10 PM
Wow. Only in America does a sport have an official denomination. The USA shows the rest of the world something different every day. From an Anglican from elsewhere.
[Editor's note: We were spoofing, Johnny. (The piece was originally published on April Fool's Day) Hope you are too. Need your full name next time.]
Posted by Johnny L
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May 27, 2009 12:45 PM