Would Jesus prefer to have his name on a yoga DVD or a very long roll of strawberry flavored gum?
They say there’s not enough inspirational gum in the world. This Scripture-imprinted Fruit by the Foot knockoff should get the ball rolling.
They also say there’s not enough inspirational pet-owner gear in the world. (As if being a dog owner is not immediate enough.) Here, then, Proverbs 17:17 on a dog leash.
This basic hygiene product purports to wipe away all your problems once the Pope makes his visit.
I hear Jesus was totally ripped. Must’ve been all that early-morning yoga.
Jesus themed t-shirts, meanwhile, seem to be growing worse. These days they’re getting confused with all things Ed Hardy.
Jesus is my coach: I can do all things through him who strength-trains me in golf, martial arts, hockey, baseball, football, ballet, or rollerblading.